Toothpicks for Teeth Pumpkin

For those of you who might want to know a good way to win this annual contest, here is a tip. First, pick up copies of my books. Second, find one that you KNOW you can do much better than I do. Third, send in a decent photo of the result.
Before you know it, you'll be receiving a crappy prize in the mail.
Pumpkin Carving Techniques | Pumpkin Carving Ideas | Pumpkin Carving Photos | About Extreme Pumpkins | Extreme Pumpkins Index
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run the world's most private drugstore. ShopInPrivate.com
Also, last year, my company took over RomanticGifts.com, so if you need a romantic gift for Christmas, a birthday or an anniversary, please consider our wonderful store.
My co-workers and I run the biggest store for bachelorette party items in the world. It is lots of fun. We have fun jobs.
ShopInPrivate.com | Bachelorette.com | RomanticGifts.com
Look everyone, My Book, Extreme Pumpkins - At Amazon
and My Second Book, Extreme Pumpkins II
is there too.
Ok, this is just getting silly. My books are now at Barnes and Noble's (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II, Borders (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II), and a ton of independent book stores, (see BookSense.com.)