Toothpicks for Teeth Pumpkin
For those of you who might want to know a good way to win this annual contest, here is a tip. First, pick up copies of my books. Second, find one that you KNOW you can do much better than I do. Third, send in a decent photo of the result.
Before you know it, you'll be receiving a crappy prize in the mail.
Before you know it, you'll be receiving a crappy prize in the mail.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I operate some of your favorite online stores:ShopInPrivate.com. OverTheHill.com RomanticGifts.com, and Bachelorette.com. I have a really fun job!
Finally, one secret fact about me is that I also own and run Vibrators.com. Yup, I sell sex toys and vibrators for a living (not porn though). I guess somebody has to. People sure do buy a lot of them.