This is a really great carving of Donald Trump on a pumpkin, or a Trumpkin, as I like to call them. The haircut is accurate; the facial expression is spot-on; his skin is even the right color! I think he should use this pumpkin as his official presidential portrait. It's so good that it almost makes him look like a human being.
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