An Ugly Giant Pumpkin
I am writing a book this year. It will be out in time for Halloween 2007. One of the sections of the book discusses methods for dealing with a giant pumpkin. Last year I bought a huge pumpkin and after halloween I was feeling the pain.
Granted, the pumpkin was awesome and everyone loved it. Unfortunately, it rotted before I managed to get it into the garbage truck. The resulting mess still makes me wretch. So, if you plan to get a giant pumpkin this year, please make sure you have a disposal plan.
Granted, the pumpkin was awesome and everyone loved it. Unfortunately, it rotted before I managed to get it into the garbage truck. The resulting mess still makes me wretch. So, if you plan to get a giant pumpkin this year, please make sure you have a disposal plan.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run the world's most private drugstore. ShopInPrivate.com
Also, last year, my company took over RomanticGifts.com, so if you need a romantic gift for Christmas, a birthday or an anniversary, please consider our wonderful store.
My co-workers and I run the biggest store for bachelorette party items in the world. It is lots of fun. We have fun jobs.
Ok, this is just getting silly. My books are now at Barnes and Noble's (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II, Borders (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II), and a ton of independent book stores, (see BookSense.com.)