I donít know why, but every time I look at this pumpkin, I have an uncontrollable urge to shout, ďWILSONNNNNNNN!Ē I have no idea where the urge comes from, but I canít stop it. Maybe I should consult a doctor. Or maybe I should get off this island Iím stuck on.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run a bulletproof vest company. BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests are the value leader in body armor. We are very popular with people like armored car operators and ATM repairmen.